Kim Jong-il

Kim Jong-il is one of Owen's Pidgey, and a very nice lady. I was just thinking, do you think that in the bird world, they use the poles that sometime stick out of birdhouses as poles for pole dancing. I guess they're horizontal, so that might be hard, bu maybe they fly. What would flying pole-dancing be like. Oh man, what about zero-gravity pole dancing, now that would be nice. I wonder what'd be like too have sex in space. Or just to cum in space, I mean, it'd would just sorta floart there. Would the sperm die, do sperm breathe. Aw man, how fucked up would it be to be a self-aware sperm, and to fail to rech the egg. Oh shit, it'd be even worse if it was just a jerk-off, imagine being the sperm thats gets shot out during a JO, that'd be so shitty. It's like imagine, trainging your whole life tobe a firefighter, but you only get sent out on a practice mission, then you just sorta die. Huh. Oh yeah, I had this great ideo for a superhero; Firefighter Man. He use a variety of axes, like how Green Arrow uses arrows, maybe hes havea robaotic hose hand, and his mask would be a fireman's oxygen mask. Then he could use two hoses on his back as a jetpack to fly around, and he could stop criminals and fires, he'd be like Billy Blazes from Rescue Heroes, shit, does anyone remember Rescue Heroes, that was the shit! It wasn't serious, but holy shit, it was just so fun and it could even have some good drama, once in a while. The first 3 season were on charter-on-demand, making it useful 4 once, but then they replaced it with shitty-ass season 4, where they redesined all the characters, changed the voice actors and is SUCKED. Remember wen Charter-on-Dmeand was like our Netlic, but Netlix is like 100x better than on Demand. I'm sorry, it was 3 AM when I wrote this and I'm drunk on life.

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